i hate it when people are sad.

it's a real tough game
that i have not learned to play
teach me all the rules..

To sum up the Governor of Pennsylvania's remarks

we are all wussies
the chinese do calculus
you are a racist

set yo alarm

the winter solstice
and a rare lunar eclipse
will you be awake?

january 9th

only a few weeks
until King Tut is over.
who will go with me?

you're a superstar

write a song about
how much fun the night will be;
it's an instant hit.