Goodbye Kitty (my car died)

It's been a good run...
I will miss your giant dash
and your big red butt.

Nick wrote me a half birthday haiku

happy half birthday
is what ms lindsey gets on
march the twenty fifth

a new computer

I waited 5 years
for your sleek, silver body -
you work with such ease.

st. patricks day !

sitting in the sun
she sustained a slight sunburn
soon it will be spring!

Guest Haiky Day #11 - Brian Tannenbaum as Alistair Huckabee

Why hello daisy
Boss hogg got me a new job
woikin in the plant!

Guest Haiku Day #10 - Kimberly Lewis

sunday funday time
drinking's more fun in daylight
invite everyone

Guest Haiku Day #9 - Travis Nemkov

What do you get when
you mix a bulldog with a
haiku? I don't know.

Guest Haiku Day #8 - Taylor Marsh

Sure feels like summer.
With the sun up in the sky.
Colorado loves to lie.

Guest Haiku Day #7 - Brian Tannenbaum as Tra Ling

Whai you come eat hea
Kung pow warthog for your lunch
I prefer chicken

Guest Haiku Day #6 Jeff Schoonmaker

These days never end
We run and shoot all day long
War used to be fun

Guest Haiku Day #5 - Whitney Burns

The clock ticks loudly.
Waiting for it to strike five.
Tick tock tick tock. Sigh.

Guest Haiku Day #4: Kelsey Lee

Attractive black men
Tall walls on the cubicles
An office romance?

Guest Haiku Day #3 - Allison Beavers & Kimberly Lewis

Her boots, they do stink,
So today she'll wear flip flops
A nice taupe on toes

Guest Haiku Day #2: Quinn Peacher

Friday drags slowly
when will this work week end
the weekend is near

Guest Haiku Day #1: Nick Krause

thursdays make it hard
to enjoy a second day
watching the office

lindseymtannenbaum@gmail.com

an invitation
for you to write a haiku.
and i will post it.

telling someone they look tired is about the same as telling someone they look terrible

haven't been dreaming?
only shouting at the cat
to shut the hell up.

civic center park, here I come!

it is finally
a beautiful day today.
I'm going on a walk!

it was just constructive criticism

Nick was just helping
me out when he said my new
haikus weren't that good.

He is not a jerk -
Harry Potter Theme Park is
happening come fall.