THE most boring day

went to butt and gut
and i spent way too much time
sitting in my bed.

someone is stealing my food from the fridge

last week, missing cheese
now, carrots have gone missing
it's a mystery

commercials make arizona look awesome

heart palpitations
searching for umbrella pics
contacts make dry eyes

thinking about good times and a DP

pitchers at half fast
do not make for a very
pleasant next morning

things get silly after midnight

faking bed jumping
uncontrollably laughter
it's taco tuesday

kick the habit

sports conditioning
i took an afternoon nap
diet coke dreaming

i don' mean her english accent

i don't like dexter's
new sponsor in season two
she talks really strange