Wednesday, December 29, 2010

i hate it when people are sad.

it's a real tough game
that i have not learned to play
teach me all the rules..

To sum up the Governor of Pennsylvania's remarks

we are all wussies
the chinese do calculus
you are a racist

Monday, December 20, 2010

set yo alarm

the winter solstice
and a rare lunar eclipse
will you be awake?

Sunday, December 12, 2010

january 9th

only a few weeks
until King Tut is over.
who will go with me?

Thursday, December 2, 2010

you're a superstar

write a song about
how much fun the night will be;
it's an instant hit.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

have you ever played racquetball?

it could be so fun
similar to nights this week
lindsey, grow a pair.

Friday, November 19, 2010

when the going gets tough, I go skiing.

as my stress level
increases, it must be best
to buy a ski pass?

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

a triangle of heat

first you are steamy
then submerged in the water
last you are dried out.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

tiger balm, eucalyptus and B.O.

i can't figure out
why i always sit next to
the smelly yogi.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

chirp

modern family
is so insanely funny
i'll watch forever

what's eating you?

stay optimistic
maybe it's almost your turn
to win the this game.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

maybe if it wasn't raining

are the tides changing?
or are you simply acting?
enough already.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

"Lindsey, don't ever move again" - SueBot Tannenbaum

if you stop moving
you'll never go anywhere
only standing still.

Friday, November 5, 2010

back in the saddle

haiku hiatus.
back by popular demand.
and here comes the sun.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

do we play softball in bad weather?

First softball game today,
but it looks like it might rain.
Muddy tennis shoes?

Friday, April 30, 2010

"i love potty humor"

written by claire and whitney at 8:31 on a friday night

someone farted, ew.
it smells like poo, who dun it?
yucky poo poo ick.

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

saw the eye dr.
got my glasses adjusted
HATE the air puff test.

Monday, April 26, 2010

you have done it again

starting here on out
there are no more excuses,
i will win this one.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

you grow from the inside

one of the best shows
jonsi is incredible.
now, i sleep to rain.

Monday, April 19, 2010

he is happening again?

a hamster wheel,
a tight, low ponytail.
He's an acrobat.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

4/17

nuggets playoff game
saw alice and wonderland
busy, busy day.

Friday, April 16, 2010

maybe the world is ending in 2012?

if the volcanic ash
is moving in the jet stream,
will it fall on us?

Monday, April 5, 2010

4/5

went to cooks market
had a delicious sandwich
and a pickle slice.

Saturday, April 3, 2010

the day after...

if you drink vodka,
then you drink wine at the bar,
you won't feel so great.

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Goodbye Kitty (my car died)

It's been a good run...
I will miss your giant dash
and your big red butt.

Friday, March 26, 2010

Nick wrote me a half birthday haiku

happy half birthday
is what ms lindsey gets on
march the twenty fifth

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

a new computer

I waited 5 years
for your sleek, silver body -
you work with such ease.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

st. patricks day !

sitting in the sun
she sustained a slight sunburn
soon it will be spring!

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Guest Haiky Day #11 - Brian Tannenbaum as Alistair Huckabee

Why hello daisy
Boss hogg got me a new job
woikin in the plant!

Monday, March 15, 2010

Guest Haiku Day #10 - Kimberly Lewis

sunday funday time
drinking's more fun in daylight
invite everyone

Friday, March 12, 2010

Guest Haiku Day #9 - Travis Nemkov

What do you get when
you mix a bulldog with a
haiku? I don't know.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Guest Haiku Day #8 - Taylor Marsh

Sure feels like summer.
With the sun up in the sky.
Colorado loves to lie.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Guest Haiku Day #7 - Brian Tannenbaum as Tra Ling

Whai you come eat hea
Kung pow warthog for your lunch
I prefer chicken

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Guest Haiku Day #6 Jeff Schoonmaker

These days never end
We run and shoot all day long
War used to be fun

Monday, March 8, 2010

Guest Haiku Day #5 - Whitney Burns

The clock ticks loudly.
Waiting for it to strike five.
Tick tock tick tock. Sigh.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Guest Haiku Day #4: Kelsey Lee

Attractive black men
Tall walls on the cubicles
An office romance?

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Guest Haiku Day #3 - Allison Beavers & Kimberly Lewis

Her boots, they do stink,
So today she'll wear flip flops
A nice taupe on toes

Friday, March 5, 2010

Guest Haiku Day #2: Quinn Peacher

Friday drags slowly
when will this work week end
the weekend is near

Guest Haiku Day #1: Nick Krause

thursdays make it hard
to enjoy a second day
watching the office

Thursday, March 4, 2010

lindseymtannenbaum@gmail.com

an invitation
for you to write a haiku.
and i will post it.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

civic center park, here I come!

it is finally
a beautiful day today.
I'm going on a walk!

Monday, March 1, 2010

it was just constructive criticism

Nick was just helping
me out when he said my new
haikus weren't that good.

He is not a jerk -
Harry Potter Theme Park is
happening come fall.

Sunday, February 28, 2010

nick told me my haikus aren't very good anymore

if lady gaga
wasn't so insanely weird
would you still like her?

Thursday, February 25, 2010

green or oolong in the evening??

went on a tour
of the capitol building
I touched the gold dome!

Monday, February 22, 2010

in december drinking horchata/february drinking mate limon

a haiku really
limits the amount you can write
in a single post

Thursday, February 18, 2010

mate vs. coffee?

Haiku haitus
It’s not like I was busy?
Holy Teavana!

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

limon mate or green?

i'm indecisive
it's the year of the tiger
that's my new excuse

Saturday, February 13, 2010

4 hours of polygamy

the girls on big love
wear their hair with large front poofs
do they wear bumpits?

Friday, February 12, 2010

claire and i's friday

painting our four chairs
drinking beers at eleven
spray paint in my hair.

Thursday, February 11, 2010

anxiousssss

eerily quiet
after everybody leaves.
destroying my lip.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Scott is half a century

Happy Birthday Scott!
I hope you get really drunk
and have tons of fun.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

$3 knives

chop chop the veggies
the carrots fly all over
without a sharp knife

Friday, February 5, 2010

It's Toni Braxton again....

Picked up Kim last night
a weekend full of crazy
i'm missing college.

Saturday, January 30, 2010

untitled #1

Lots of PBR.
GET OUT OF HERE HANGOVER!
Had fun at Rockbar.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

early to bed, early to rise.

mark and scott came by.
it was lovely to see them!
now, it is bed time...

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

4/50

numero quatro
is good but isn't the best
better in six months?

Thursday, January 21, 2010

i have a new love for muttin bustin!

Little kids fall off
the tummies and backs of sheep.
Hold on to their wool!

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

row 1 seat 1 at the stock show.

cowboy boots and hats,
mutton bustin', bull ridin',
and bitchin' tickets!

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

what's in a name?

bought some groceries
Claire got a chicken rub
but you use a brush?

Monday, January 18, 2010

not feeling 100%

back from sin city!
won about a hundred bones
needed to win MORE.

Friday, January 8, 2010

i signed my lease today !

to make a turkey
sandwich just a little bit
better; add lettuce.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

2010 is going to be a good year.

After lots of thought,
I have chosen to come back
To writing haikus

When I was younger
the year two thousand and ten
meant hovercraft cars.