i hate it when people are sad.

it's a real tough game
that i have not learned to play
teach me all the rules..

To sum up the Governor of Pennsylvania's remarks

we are all wussies
the chinese do calculus
you are a racist

set yo alarm

the winter solstice
and a rare lunar eclipse
will you be awake?

january 9th

only a few weeks
until King Tut is over.
who will go with me?

you're a superstar

write a song about
how much fun the night will be;
it's an instant hit.

have you ever played racquetball?

it could be so fun
similar to nights this week
lindsey, grow a pair.

when the going gets tough, I go skiing.

as my stress level
increases, it must be best
to buy a ski pass?

a triangle of heat

first you are steamy
then submerged in the water
last you are dried out.

tiger balm, eucalyptus and B.O.

i can't figure out
why i always sit next to
the smelly yogi.

chirp

modern family
is so insanely funny
i'll watch forever

what's eating you?

stay optimistic
maybe it's almost your turn
to win the this game.

maybe if it wasn't raining

are the tides changing?
or are you simply acting?
enough already.

"Lindsey, don't ever move again" - SueBot Tannenbaum

if you stop moving
you'll never go anywhere
only standing still.

back in the saddle

haiku hiatus.
back by popular demand.
and here comes the sun.

do we play softball in bad weather?

First softball game today,
but it looks like it might rain.
Muddy tennis shoes?

"i love potty humor"

written by claire and whitney at 8:31 on a friday night

someone farted, ew.
it smells like poo, who dun it?
yucky poo poo ick.

saw the eye dr.
got my glasses adjusted
HATE the air puff test.

you have done it again

starting here on out
there are no more excuses,
i will win this one.

you grow from the inside

one of the best shows
jonsi is incredible.
now, i sleep to rain.

he is happening again?

a hamster wheel,
a tight, low ponytail.
He's an acrobat.

4/17

nuggets playoff game
saw alice and wonderland
busy, busy day.

maybe the world is ending in 2012?

if the volcanic ash
is moving in the jet stream,
will it fall on us?

4/5

went to cooks market
had a delicious sandwich
and a pickle slice.

the day after...

if you drink vodka,
then you drink wine at the bar,
you won't feel so great.

Goodbye Kitty (my car died)

It's been a good run...
I will miss your giant dash
and your big red butt.

Nick wrote me a half birthday haiku

happy half birthday
is what ms lindsey gets on
march the twenty fifth

a new computer

I waited 5 years
for your sleek, silver body -
you work with such ease.

st. patricks day !

sitting in the sun
she sustained a slight sunburn
soon it will be spring!

Guest Haiky Day #11 - Brian Tannenbaum as Alistair Huckabee

Why hello daisy
Boss hogg got me a new job
woikin in the plant!

Guest Haiku Day #10 - Kimberly Lewis

sunday funday time
drinking's more fun in daylight
invite everyone

Guest Haiku Day #9 - Travis Nemkov

What do you get when
you mix a bulldog with a
haiku? I don't know.

Guest Haiku Day #8 - Taylor Marsh

Sure feels like summer.
With the sun up in the sky.
Colorado loves to lie.

Guest Haiku Day #7 - Brian Tannenbaum as Tra Ling

Whai you come eat hea
Kung pow warthog for your lunch
I prefer chicken

Guest Haiku Day #6 Jeff Schoonmaker

These days never end
We run and shoot all day long
War used to be fun

Guest Haiku Day #5 - Whitney Burns

The clock ticks loudly.
Waiting for it to strike five.
Tick tock tick tock. Sigh.

Guest Haiku Day #4: Kelsey Lee

Attractive black men
Tall walls on the cubicles
An office romance?

Guest Haiku Day #3 - Allison Beavers & Kimberly Lewis

Her boots, they do stink,
So today she'll wear flip flops
A nice taupe on toes

Guest Haiku Day #2: Quinn Peacher

Friday drags slowly
when will this work week end
the weekend is near

Guest Haiku Day #1: Nick Krause

thursdays make it hard
to enjoy a second day
watching the office

lindseymtannenbaum@gmail.com

an invitation
for you to write a haiku.
and i will post it.

telling someone they look tired is about the same as telling someone they look terrible

haven't been dreaming?
only shouting at the cat
to shut the hell up.

civic center park, here I come!

it is finally
a beautiful day today.
I'm going on a walk!

it was just constructive criticism

Nick was just helping
me out when he said my new
haikus weren't that good.

He is not a jerk -
Harry Potter Theme Park is
happening come fall.

nick told me my haikus aren't very good anymore

if lady gaga
wasn't so insanely weird
would you still like her?

green or oolong in the evening??

went on a tour
of the capitol building
I touched the gold dome!

in december drinking horchata/february drinking mate limon

a haiku really
limits the amount you can write
in a single post

mate vs. coffee?

Haiku haitus
It’s not like I was busy?
Holy Teavana!

limon mate or green?

i'm indecisive
it's the year of the tiger
that's my new excuse

4 hours of polygamy

the girls on big love
wear their hair with large front poofs
do they wear bumpits?

claire and i's friday

painting our four chairs
drinking beers at eleven
spray paint in my hair.

anxiousssss

eerily quiet
after everybody leaves.
destroying my lip.

Scott is half a century

Happy Birthday Scott!
I hope you get really drunk
and have tons of fun.

$3 knives

chop chop the veggies
the carrots fly all over
without a sharp knife

It's Toni Braxton again....

Picked up Kim last night
a weekend full of crazy
i'm missing college.

untitled #1

Lots of PBR.
GET OUT OF HERE HANGOVER!
Had fun at Rockbar.

early to bed, early to rise.

mark and scott came by.
it was lovely to see them!
now, it is bed time...

4/50

numero quatro
is good but isn't the best
better in six months?

i have a new love for muttin bustin!

Little kids fall off
the tummies and backs of sheep.
Hold on to their wool!

row 1 seat 1 at the stock show.

cowboy boots and hats,
mutton bustin', bull ridin',
and bitchin' tickets!

what's in a name?

bought some groceries
Claire got a chicken rub
but you use a brush?

not feeling 100%

back from sin city!
won about a hundred bones
needed to win MORE.

i signed my lease today !

to make a turkey
sandwich just a little bit
better; add lettuce.

2010 is going to be a good year.

After lots of thought,
I have chosen to come back
To writing haikus

When I was younger
the year two thousand and ten
meant hovercraft cars.