To sum up the Governor of Pennsylvania's remarks

we are all wussies
the chinese do calculus
you are a racist

set yo alarm

the winter solstice
and a rare lunar eclipse
will you be awake?

january 9th

only a few weeks
until King Tut is over.
who will go with me?

you're a superstar

write a song about
how much fun the night will be;
it's an instant hit.

have you ever played racquetball?

it could be so fun
similar to nights this week
lindsey, grow a pair.

when the going gets tough, I go skiing.

as my stress level
increases, it must be best
to buy a ski pass?

a triangle of heat

first you are steamy
then submerged in the water
last you are dried out.