Lindsey's Haiku Blog

3days

2011-11-14T14:53:00.000-08:00

i'm posting to post
tired but so excited
for some ch-changes

anxiously awaiting.

2011-11-09T12:59:00.000-08:00

moves very quickly
and doesn't waste anytime
don't leave me hanging...

for the first time I...

2011-11-03T22:19:00.000-07:00

deleted a post.
i drank of two glasses of wine
got kind of sassy.

12.1 & 26.2eeeeek!

2011-11-03T16:27:00.000-07:00

i start to worry
as the weeks keep flying by
motivate me, please.

countdown to unemployment

2011-11-01T13:46:00.000-07:00

Nineteen more work days.
An unemployment countdown...
Depressing? or fun?!

It's alright, cause we're........

2011-10-31T12:26:00.000-07:00

We won the contest
for the best Halloween group!
Team Saved by the Bell!

I want to go to sleep...

2011-10-30T02:52:00.000-07:00

a homemade costume
was recognized by Bjork fans
others thought white swan

purple gowns and greek marriage crowns

2011-10-24T13:02:00.001-07:00

a beautiful bride,
a fantastic reception
too much greek ouzo.

OK JOE, it burns

2011-10-17T13:52:00.000-07:00

3 hours later
we were turned into zombies.
Left completely limp.

a beer a day keeps your stress level at bay

2011-10-13T21:09:00.000-07:00

swollen fingertips
seven hundred reasons why
i'll drink another

heightened senses

2011-10-03T10:56:00.000-07:00

the leaves are changing
we begin to ride faster
blistering fingers

Apples and sweet honey

2011-09-29T16:15:00.000-07:00

L'shana Tova!
Today, he blows the shofar
You yell, TEKI'AH!!

October 1st is too close for comfort.

2011-09-26T13:00:00.000-07:00

How long will it take?
Erase? Delete? Press Undo?
Opting out of all things you.

yo you gon let me go? imma get ewe.

2011-09-07T21:49:00.000-07:00

Don't you mess with me!
I won't resize the photos,
Butts on yo website!

ohhhh to the "freaking weekend" - Thanks, Rihanna.

2011-09-03T00:37:00.000-07:00

you MUST be kidding!?
superficial, I guess not!
ha, I laugh all night!

oh! the places you didn't go - not by dr. suess

2011-09-01T21:46:00.000-07:00

it seems they see you.
and come over to visit.
what color are you?

Brian is craving thai... again.

2011-08-25T12:54:00.000-07:00

"I'm not gonna lie
But I kind of want some thai
Binge on drunk noodles."
-Brian Tannenbaum

Oh shit, what have I done? NOLA - March 4, 2012

2011-08-24T21:44:00.000-07:00

registered today
to run in a marathon...
Twenty-six miles!??

ohhh and I didn't speak up.. again...

2011-08-23T21:11:00.000-07:00

......

Posting on this blog
can be very difficult
when your day sucks balls.

Thank god for good friends
and lovely evening filled
with beer and Rockies!!

Rod, Phil, Bob and Peter

2011-08-22T20:19:00.000-07:00

it's that time of year
when i start to post again --
how long will it last?

Spent the evening
chillin' with some lovely men.
Goodnight, Rod Stewart.

Doesn't he get it?

2011-01-10T18:14:00.000-08:00

I fill up the bowl,
but he drinks dirty water
and then throws it up.

i hate it when people are sad.

2010-12-29T22:40:00.001-08:00

it's a real tough game
that i have not learned to play
teach me all the rules..

To sum up the Governor of Pennsylvania's remarks

2010-12-29T11:28:00.000-08:00

we are all wussies
the chinese do calculus
you are a racist

set yo alarm

2010-12-20T16:26:00.001-08:00

the winter solstice
and a rare lunar eclipse
will you be awake?

january 9th

2010-12-12T18:53:00.001-08:00

only a few weeks
until King Tut is over.
who will go with me?

you're a superstar

2010-12-02T13:43:00.000-08:00

write a song about
how much fun the night will be;
it's an instant hit.

have you ever played racquetball?

2010-11-28T21:37:00.000-08:00

it could be so fun
similar to nights this week
lindsey, grow a pair.

when the going gets tough, I go skiing.

2010-11-19T10:38:00.001-08:00

as my stress level
increases, it must be best
to buy a ski pass?

a triangle of heat

2010-11-16T12:21:00.000-08:00

first you are steamy
then submerged in the water
last you are dried out.

tiger balm, eucalyptus and B.O.

2010-11-11T20:27:00.000-08:00

i can't figure out
why i always sit next to
the smelly yogi.

chirp

2010-11-10T18:02:00.000-08:00

modern family
is so insanely funny
i'll watch forever

what's eating you?

2010-11-10T17:49:00.000-08:00

stay optimistic
maybe it's almost your turn
to win the this game.

maybe if it wasn't raining

2010-11-09T15:28:00.000-08:00

are the tides changing?
or are you simply acting?
enough already.

"Lindsey, don't ever move again" - SueBot Tannenbaum

2010-11-07T22:26:00.000-08:00

if you stop moving
you'll never go anywhere
only standing still.

back in the saddle

2010-11-05T10:41:00.000-07:00

haiku hiatus.
back by popular demand.
and here comes the sun.

do we play softball in bad weather?

2010-05-13T14:49:00.000-07:00

First softball game today,
but it looks like it might rain.
Muddy tennis shoes?

"i love potty humor"

2010-04-30T19:30:00.000-07:00

written by claire and whitney at 8:31 on a friday night

someone farted, ew.
it smells like poo, who dun it?
yucky poo poo ick.

2010-04-27T21:28:00.000-07:00

saw the eye dr.
got my glasses adjusted
HATE the air puff test.

you have done it again

2010-04-26T22:09:00.000-07:00

starting here on out
there are no more excuses,
i will win this one.

you grow from the inside

2010-04-21T22:08:00.000-07:00

one of the best shows
jonsi is incredible.
now, i sleep to rain.

he is happening again?

2010-04-19T20:56:00.000-07:00

a hamster wheel,
a tight, low ponytail.
He's an acrobat.

4/17

2010-04-17T18:24:00.000-07:00

nuggets playoff game
saw alice and wonderland
busy, busy day.

maybe the world is ending in 2012?

2010-04-16T13:40:00.000-07:00

if the volcanic ash
is moving in the jet stream,
will it fall on us?

4/5

2010-04-05T11:59:00.000-07:00

went to cooks market
had a delicious sandwich
and a pickle slice.

the day after...

2010-04-03T11:07:00.000-07:00

if you drink vodka,
then you drink wine at the bar,
you won't feel so great.

Goodbye Kitty (my car died)

2010-03-31T21:30:00.000-07:00

It's been a good run...
I will miss your giant dash
and your big red butt.

Nick wrote me a half birthday haiku

2010-03-26T08:34:00.000-07:00

happy half birthday
is what ms lindsey gets on
march the twenty fifth

a new computer

2010-03-24T09:49:00.000-07:00

I waited 5 years
for your sleek, silver body -
you work with such ease.

st. patricks day !

2010-03-17T13:54:00.000-07:00

sitting in the sun
she sustained a slight sunburn
soon it will be spring!

Guest Haiky Day #11 - Brian Tannenbaum as Alistair Huckabee

2010-03-16T07:48:00.000-07:00

Why hello daisy
Boss hogg got me a new job
woikin in the plant!

Guest Haiku Day #10 - Kimberly Lewis

2010-03-15T08:26:00.000-07:00

sunday funday time
drinking's more fun in daylight
invite everyone

Guest Haiku Day #9 - Travis Nemkov

2010-03-12T07:45:00.000-08:00

What do you get when
you mix a bulldog with a
haiku? I don't know.

Guest Haiku Day #8 - Taylor Marsh

2010-03-11T09:51:00.001-08:00

Sure feels like summer.
With the sun up in the sky.
Colorado loves to lie.

Guest Haiku Day #7 - Brian Tannenbaum as Tra Ling

2010-03-10T08:11:00.000-08:00

Whai you come eat hea
Kung pow warthog for your lunch
I prefer chicken

Guest Haiku Day #6 Jeff Schoonmaker

2010-03-09T08:14:00.000-08:00

These days never end
We run and shoot all day long
War used to be fun

Guest Haiku Day #5 - Whitney Burns

2010-03-08T08:19:00.000-08:00

The clock ticks loudly.
Waiting for it to strike five.
Tick tock tick tock. Sigh.

Guest Haiku Day #4: Kelsey Lee

2010-03-07T08:30:00.000-08:00

Attractive black men
Tall walls on the cubicles
An office romance?

Guest Haiku Day #3 - Allison Beavers & Kimberly Lewis

2010-03-06T11:56:00.000-08:00

Her boots, they do stink,
So today she'll wear flip flops
A nice taupe on toes

Guest Haiku Day #2: Quinn Peacher

2010-03-05T14:35:00.000-08:00

Friday drags slowly
when will this work week end
the weekend is near

Guest Haiku Day #1: Nick Krause

2010-03-05T08:36:00.001-08:00

thursdays make it hard
to enjoy a second day
watching the office

lindseymtannenbaum@gmail.com

2010-03-04T09:43:00.000-08:00

an invitation
for you to write a haiku.
and i will post it.

telling someone they look tired is about the same as telling someone they look terrible

2010-03-03T10:33:00.000-08:00

haven't been dreaming?
only shouting at the cat
to shut the hell up.

civic center park, here I come!

2010-03-02T14:39:00.001-08:00

it is finally
a beautiful day today.
I'm going on a walk!

it was just constructive criticism

2010-03-01T10:33:00.001-08:00

Nick was just helping
me out when he said my new
haikus weren't that good.

He is not a jerk -
Harry Potter Theme Park is
happening come fall.

nick told me my haikus aren't very good anymore

2010-02-28T13:14:00.000-08:00

if lady gaga
wasn't so insanely weird
would you still like her?

green or oolong in the evening??

2010-02-25T19:03:00.000-08:00

went on a tour
of the capitol building
I touched the gold dome!

in december drinking horchata/february drinking mate limon

2010-02-22T13:16:00.000-08:00

a haiku really
limits the amount you can write
in a single post

mate vs. coffee?

2010-02-18T13:56:00.000-08:00

Haiku haitus
It’s not like I was busy?
Holy Teavana!

limon mate or green?

2010-02-17T11:58:00.000-08:00

i'm indecisive
it's the year of the tiger
that's my new excuse

4 hours of polygamy

2010-02-13T20:14:00.000-08:00

the girls on big love
wear their hair with large front poofs
do they wear bumpits?

claire and i's friday

2010-02-12T11:57:00.001-08:00

painting our four chairs
drinking beers at eleven
spray paint in my hair.

anxiousssss

2010-02-11T15:28:00.000-08:00

eerily quiet
after everybody leaves.
destroying my lip.

Scott is half a century

2010-02-10T08:57:00.000-08:00

Happy Birthday Scott!
I hope you get really drunk
and have tons of fun.

$3 knives

2010-02-09T08:07:00.000-08:00

chop chop the veggies
the carrots fly all over
without a sharp knife

It's Toni Braxton again....

2010-02-05T08:33:00.000-08:00

Picked up Kim last night
a weekend full of crazy
i'm missing college.

untitled #1

2010-01-30T08:30:00.000-08:00

Lots of PBR.
GET OUT OF HERE HANGOVER!
Had fun at Rockbar.

early to bed, early to rise.

2010-01-28T20:34:00.000-08:00

mark and scott came by.
it was lovely to see them!
now, it is bed time...

4/50

2010-01-26T20:31:00.000-08:00

numero quatro
is good but isn't the best
better in six months?

i have a new love for muttin bustin!

2010-01-21T15:27:00.000-08:00

Little kids fall off
the tummies and backs of sheep.
Hold on to their wool!

row 1 seat 1 at the stock show.

2010-01-20T13:26:00.000-08:00

cowboy boots and hats,
mutton bustin', bull ridin',
and bitchin' tickets!

what's in a name?

2010-01-19T22:06:00.000-08:00

bought some groceries
Claire got a chicken rub
but you use a brush?

not feeling 100%

2010-01-18T09:08:00.000-08:00

back from sin city!
won about a hundred bones
needed to win MORE.

i signed my lease today !

2010-01-08T15:35:00.000-08:00

to make a turkey
sandwich just a little bit
better; add lettuce.

2010 is going to be a good year.

2010-01-07T09:59:00.000-08:00

After lots of thought,
I have chosen to come back
To writing haikus

When I was younger
the year two thousand and ten
meant hovercraft cars.

THE most boring day

2009-02-20T19:20:00.000-08:00

went to butt and gut
and i spent way too much time
sitting in my bed.

someone is stealing my food from the fridge

2009-02-17T17:29:00.000-08:00

last week, missing cheese
now, carrots have gone missing
it's a mystery

commercials make arizona look awesome

2009-02-16T22:15:00.000-08:00

heart palpitations
searching for umbrella pics
contacts make dry eyes

thinking about good times and a DP

2009-02-13T12:09:00.000-08:00

pitchers at half fast
do not make for a very
pleasant next morning

things get silly after midnight

2009-02-10T12:12:00.000-08:00

faking bed jumping
uncontrollably laughter
it's taco tuesday

kick the habit

2009-02-09T19:24:00.000-08:00

sports conditioning
i took an afternoon nap
diet coke dreaming

i don' mean her english accent

2009-02-08T16:38:00.000-08:00

i don't like dexter's
new sponsor in season two
she talks really strange

cuddle bug

2009-02-07T14:14:00.000-08:00

2x double bed
a new manly black collar
handsome big kitty

luckily i don't have classes on fridays

2009-02-05T11:01:00.000-08:00

critiques in print class
i'm feeling anxious again
thank god it's thursday!

billie holiday

2009-02-04T22:13:00.000-08:00

it felt like summer
i was so anxious in class
explored photosynth

2009-02-03T14:01:00.000-08:00

pink eye in both eyes
martini didn't sleep with me
wonder where he was

bellisimo

2009-01-30T23:03:00.000-08:00

a double header
first to jax then to hapa
my veins look swollen

stifler's mom

2009-01-28T13:41:00.000-08:00

sleezy christian troy
really treats psycho patients.
hey coco - yo stank!

tini is the biggest cat

2009-01-26T15:51:00.000-08:00

craving mac and cheese
i'll probably just have soup
it is cold outside.

i had the most relaxing weekend

2009-01-25T22:01:00.000-08:00

i did not have cheers
i didn't go to work today
i saw 3 movies

you wanna sink the ship though?

2009-01-24T08:58:00.000-08:00

my morning coffee.
wish i'd gone to the x games
or lived in new york